Favorites II

It's very obvious when someone has favorites. Take this one teacher who will be going by Squirrel. I think Cute Like Minnie Mouse might be one of his favorites, but Blonde Crust and Former Broccoli Head obviously are not. Blonde Crust was falling from the playground so she screamed like any decent human being and said sh** by accident. Of course guess who is standing right there to witness the whole thing? Squirrel. Go figure! So Squirrel moves away from his position on recess duty and starts walking in our direction. In any normal circumstance Squirrel would ask if the kid was alright and tell them either to go to the nurses office or be more careful depending on what the response was. But this isn't any normal circumstance, this is Blonde Crust. So Squirrel  asks her "politely" to "please go and sit by the office for the rest of recess while I decide your punishment" or something like that. So everyone just looks at him. And looks at him. And looks at him some more. Finally Blonde Crust says one word "Why?". I mean really. The poor girl (I use that term loosely) just fell from four feet up and you're going to punish her! It's ludicrous! And you wanna know what his reason for punishing her was? Because she cursed. Because she cursed WHILE FALLING FROM FOUR FEET UP!!!! And at least five kids walked right in front of Squirrel while cursing every two breathes! Talk about favorites.


And as for Broccoli Head (the former part is just too annoying), she and Blonde Crust usually end up missing recesses together almost three time a week because of something stupid like that. It could be "oh, you guys are late by one minute because your class ended later then usual, you're punished," or "you are not allowed to giggle or laugh while playing a game of dodge ball/soccer/etc., you're punished". Fifteen million other kids could do the same thing, same day, during the same class, but only Blonde Crust and Broccoli Head would "be punished". It's so stupid. 


You know what? I'm publishing this in pink. Maybe it will help lift the spirits of Blonde Crust and Broccoli Head. (Probably mostly Broccoli Head but whatever). KTSM!!!!!