Okay so just now I was looking at my blog and reflecting at how funny my little self was and I was studying all my posts and comments and what not about flying and stuff (don't worry I still want working wings) and I realized that I AM a bird.
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I'm a penguin.
It's sooooooooo depressing. I'm clumsy and can swim and have black fur (hair in my case) and like to eat fish, but I can't fly. However if I was a smidget more reckless I might have the guts to try and jump off a cliff, while flapping my arms like an idiot before flopping into the water and running away from killer seals. Excuse me. Swimming away from killer seals. Sigh. I wonder if reincarnation is possible. If it was I'd like to be an eagle. Or a hummingbird. Or a flamingo. But I don't think flamingos fly. I have to look that up. Well I'm still stuck in the ski lodge but I'm not complaining. Recently my school got the crossfit place behind us to volunteer hours so that our class could go there three times a week. It's a lot of fun (the exercises anyway), but I don't like the instructor much, and it's a little too extraneous for some of my classmates. Like Amanda who has really thin blood and should be taking in more iron in her diet, nearly passed out twice. TWICE! Neither the teachers or the instructors did anything helpful. One of our teachers tried to tell her to put her head between her knees and I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME! You only do that if you have to throwup. If you are going to black out you should stand straight up or lie flat and let your blood circulate. Our Teacher is crazy. And Alma threw up and was really embarrassed but then kept going like it was no big deal (she doesn't like attention much) only to have the guy in charge keep pointing it out and making her want to hide in a corner. God that place can be annoying. But other then that I really do like crossfit. It's fun to do the stuff and I'm teaching Indy and Milan some of the stuff we do there. Oh well. Till later then. (Or whenever I remember this blog exists.)
I found out that flamingos can fly. It's just really hard for them. Flamingos have been cut from my list.
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