Saturday, June 28, 2014

Fire

SO I lied about the blogging thing. I missed a couple days already. Whoops. However I'm blogging today so I hope I can make up for what I missed.

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So today, I set the microwave on fire.

You know how everyone's always saying don't put utensils and stuff in the microwave? Well I forgot the rule about not putting metal or plastics in there and went ahead and heated up chinese takeout leftovers while they were still in the take out box.


The metal heated super fast, setting fire to the paper box, thus thoroughly crisping the edges of my sweet and sour chicken. Milan freaked out and yelled at me about a fire and I was about to brush him off 'cause he's always crying wolf, but then his face was really serious so I got up and took a look.

We ended up (well mostly me) putting out the fire with my mother's, then cold, barley tea. (Thanks Mama)

With my house almost meeting its burning demise and my sweet and sour chicken nearly entirely inedible, the saddest part to my story is the fact that this was probably the most adrenaline spiking event of my summer so far. And I still haven't started my homework.

Ugh I'm bored. Someone save me.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Boobs

So today, I learned that my boobs are soft like pillows.

That's a really weird way to start a post, I know, but that's actually what happened. So I've been chilling in a sports bra and doing chores and stuff like a good daughter or whatever with the AC running and stuff. And I mean, I don't like it when it gets too cold, so I cross my arms and curl up to warm up a little, and then all of a sudden there are these two soft and fluffy things under my chin. Like WHAT THE HECK!! How did I not know up till now that the two small sacks of fat stuck to my chest were actually really soft cloud pillows? HOW??

This incident resulted in me being much more pleased with my boobs. Despite being small they are still soft and fluffy. They are solid proof that this world has some hope, and that the impossible CAN be made possible. Even if this only goes for insignificant things like the softness of my boobs. 

So this got me thinking about boobs and sizes of boobs and stuff and what not and it got me thinking. What decides the size of our boobs? I get that theres got to be something in our DNA and it's inherited from our parents or whatever (I sucked at bio), but why are there so many sized boobs? What forced us to adapt to have different sized breasts? Like most asians have small boobs right? And then you've got these say, hispanic girls, with nice sized C cups. Or like that occasional woman with natural double or triple D cups. And I don't mean natural as in they have a huge gut and even bigger boobs. I mean natural as in they just have big boobs. This probably (most likely, definitely,) makes me sound like an idiot, but what was the scientific point to big boobs? The only reason they're really there for is to feed our offspring right? So you really just need the mammary glands right? and even guys have those. And when you're pregnant your boobs get bigger anyway, so what's the point in big boobs? How do they aid our species' survival?

I realize lot's of people are probs judging me so hard from reading these posts, but I'm actually sincerely interested. Ugh. Maybe I'm just dumb. Or maybe I'm just not thinking. (That's basically the same thing though...)

Whatever. I'm going to try blogging everyday over the summer. I realize the chances of this happenning are very slim, but I will try either way.

HMPH.

Aight. Bye~

Friday, June 6, 2014

Music XIII and how it's ruining my life

Luhan and Xiumin are totally gay for each other and should just get together already god they're adorable I can't get enough of EXO and even though EXO-K is better when it comes to music XIUHAN IS THE SHIP OF LIFE!!! (Or Lumin... which ever you prefer).

So suddenly my music library is filled with a mix of American AND Japanese AND Korean music.

God help my soul.

Oh is it just me, or do you ever mix up the works "Q-tip" and "tooth pick"?? I do it on, like, a regular basis and I annoy myself to no end. :P

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks I'm a shallow white girl ~_~ I mean, if you think about it, take away the anime and japanese stuff.... I'm like every other stereotypical white girl on tumblr. Only I don't use tumblr. I use blogger. SAME DIFFERENCE!! XD

Ugh I need to stop. I just listened to like four korean songs in a row. HALP!!!